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October 2nd, 2007


phoebonica
10:28 pm - Mount Fraught Syndrome (a non-Violaf TBB AU)
Title: Mount Fraught Syndrome: Chapter 1
Word Count: 1899
Rating: PG-13
Author's Notes: Hey, look who's got her butt into gear and started writing again. It's a chapter fic, as well. I hereby promise not to abandon this for months.

I was kind of dared to do this. It's my take on the whole "what if Violet had actually married Olaf in TBB" thing that I'm sure we've all seen before, but the twist is - it's not Violaf. Not even a little. Hence the title - Mount Fraught Syndrome, where you grow to despise your captor and spend every moment trying to escape.

This isn't meant to be anti-Violaf or a parody or anything. I know how many Violaf fans there are out there, and I don't mean to insult your pairing at all. I just always wondered what would happen in this situation if they didn't become attracted to each other, and people said "Why don't you write it, then?" So I am. This chapter focuses on Klaus and Sunny, but there'll be plenty of interaction between Violet and Olaf as the story goes on, just not that kind of interaction. So... if you like Violaf, you might like it anyway, and if you don't, you might be relieved. And I'll stop rambling now...

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July 25th, 2007


ink_sinister
03:22 pm
Title: Break My Heart Again
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Some language, sibling-cest
Status: Complete (697 words, one-shot)
Genre: Romance, Angst
Pairings: Klaus/Violet, Quigley/Violet
Summary: Takes place during book 10.  Klaus broods as he tries to crack the code in the refrigerator.
A/N:  My first attempt at ASoUE.

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July 1st, 2007


phoebonica
08:04 pm - Advice, PG; Choreography, PG-13; Thin Air, PG
I am a bad girl for not posting these here earlier, I know. In my defence, I was meant to be writing my dissertation when I wrote the first two. Anyway, here are three one-shots about two of the Snicket siblings and their tangled personal lives.

Title: Advice
Characters: Jerome Squalor/Jacques Snicket, Beatrice
Word Count: 2269
Rating: PG
Summary: Jacques always knows what to do. But some problems can't be solved.
Author's Notes: Written for Weird Ships Week at 667 Dark Avenue. The title was going to be "No One Will Ever Love You For Your Honesty", because that song always reminds me of Jerome, but it wouldn't have fit into the subject line. And I know "It's not... usual" is a line from The Simpsons, but it seemed like something Jerome would say and none of the other lines I tried were as good.

Title: Choreography
Pairing: Kit Snicket/Count Olaf
Word Count: 1348
Rating: PG-13 for innuendo, mild violence and damaging of books
Summary: Kit and Olaf dueling in a library. In more ways than one.
Author's Notes: I owe the inspiration for this to telophase's Cool Bits Story Generator, which gave me this:

Your story is a romance between a sympathetic villain and someone too focused on a goal to be concerned with sexual matters. The lovers experience holding someone still with one hand tangled in their hair and a duel while in a library.

It's not exactly a romance. Except possibly in Olaf's head.


Title: Thin Air
Characters: Kit Snicket/Dewey Denouement
Word Count: 997
Rating: PG
Summary: Dewey teaches Kit how to climb a rope.
Author's Notes: Written for the 5th anniversary writing contest at 667 Dark Avenue.

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February 28th, 2007


pica_scribit
02:43 pm - The Great Unknown
phoebonica suggested I post this here.

Title: The Great Unknown
Rating: PG for language
Warning: Spoilers for The End and Order of the Phoenix
Status: Complete (1631 words)
Genre: Romance, Slash, Angst, AU, Crossover (HP/aSoUE)
Characters: Sirius Black, Quigley Quagmire, Hieronymus the bar tender, Remus Lupin
Pairings: Remus/Sirius, Quigley/Violet
Summary: Sirius makes a new friend beyond the Veil.
A/N: My first crossover fic. It is really more Harry Potter than aSoUE, but you might enjoy it anyway.

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Current Location: Monroe, LA
Current Mood: dirtydirty

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February 10th, 2007


phoebonica
01:21 pm - The Perils Of Island Life, part 6: Prepare And Hope
Title: The Perils Of Island Life, Chapter 6 - Prepare and Hope
Word Count: 3910
Rating: PG
Summary: The end of this part of their story.
Author's Notes: Chapters: 1 2 3 4 5 Spoilers for The End and The Beatrice Letters. Crossposted to fanfic100.

My first chapterfic is done. Maybe I should sign my name on something.

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January 26th, 2007


phoebonica
03:58 pm - Alphabeticised/Improvised (Kit/Dewey, Kit/Olaf)
Title: Alphabeticised
Pairing: Kit Snicket/Dewey Denouement
Rating: PG
Summary: Fifty sentences about Kit and Dewey.
Author's Notes: First of two 1sentence claims involving Kit. These are not in chronological order at all, but they are in order of prompts, hence the title. I thought it was appropriate, because, y'know, librarians. Contains spoilers for The Penultimate Peril and The End.

Alphabeticised

Title: Improvised
Characters: Kit Snicket/Count Olaf
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Fifty more sentences, about Kit and Olaf.
Author's Notes: Second of two 1sentence claims involving Kit. The prompts are out of order this time - aside from the first one they're in roughly chronological order, but I didn't write them in the order they are here. Contains spoilers for The End.

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January 18th, 2007


phoebonica
02:54 pm - The Perils Of Island Life, part 5: Orphans of the Storm
Title: The Perils of Island Life, Chapter 5: Orphans of the Storm
Word Count: 3417
Rating: PG
Summary: In which there are explanations, but no real resolution.
Author's Notes: Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Contains spoilers for The End and The Beatrice Letters. Fortunately, there's only one chapter left.


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January 6th, 2007


phoebonica
02:58 pm - The Perils Of Island Life, part 4: Various Fallacies Displayed
Title: The Perils Of Island Life, Chapter 4: Various Fallacies Displayed
Word Count: 2619
Rating: PG
Summary: In which a perfectly good theory turns out to be wrong.
Author's Notes: Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Spoilers for The End and The Beatrice Letters. Sorry it's so late. There was a Christmas and stuff.

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December 11th, 2006


phoebonica
04:57 pm - The Perils of Island Life, part 3: Disgust and Despair and Dismay
Title: The Perils Of Island Life, part 3: Disgust and Despair and Dismay
Word Count: 2989
Rating: PG
Author's Notes: Contains spoilers for The End and The Beatrice Letters. Chapter 1 Chapter 2

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November 28th, 2006


phoebonica
02:25 pm - The Perils of Island Life, part 2: Rediscoveries
Title: The Perils of Island Life, part 2: Rediscoveries
Word Count: 2166
Rating: PG
Summary: In which a lot of things are found, but their meaning is uncertain.
Author's Notes: Chapter One is here. Contains big spoilers for The End and The Beatrice Letters.

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